Monthly Archives: February 2012

Irony and Guns. Turns Out, They DO Mix.

You know when irony just presents itself to you all shiny and dripping with yumminess and you just can’t help but snatch it from its dangly perch? A coworker had been standing behind me, talking about the guns he owns, … Continue reading

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Once More Into the Abyss

Rick Santorum has this face he makes in debates. He made it a lot last night in Arizona. I couldn’t find a picture on the Google machine, which is disappointing because I figure someone has to have shot it at … Continue reading

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Scoped

Announcement: I am awake! And I am woozy! I just coughed and hallucinated a Lucky Charms commercial.  This might be a fun read. At least, I hope so, because if not I’ll be very disappointed in my drugged self, and … Continue reading

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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind

I’m leaving soon for Paris. Or London. Or maybe Fiji. I’m going to bake a new recipe for a cake from scratch. Besides the one I made this morning. I’m going to start that book about Nazi Germany, even though … Continue reading

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Day Is Done

The funny thing about the days afer a death and before a funeral is that we tend to sort of forget there’s anything happening. I mean, we know what’s happening – why else would I be spending so many days … Continue reading

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Almost Dusk

My aunt was grappling with the cord on the plastic horizontal blinds. The string was basically useless. No, that’s not true. It would pull the blinds up. It would not, however, drop them down. Across the room, my uncle squinted … Continue reading

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