Category Archives: Funny – Personally Embarrassing

The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

I’ve always been fascinated by dreams. Not as in goals and aspirations; as in nocturnal brain belches. I know, I know, only the dreamer is fascinated by her own dreams – nobody else really cares to hear them, so I’m … Continue reading →

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Lessons In Being A Terrible Person

Posted on May 26, 2012 by

I went for a walk to the deli down the street to get myself a tuna salad sandwich, because I had been craving it for the entire day. One of my coworkers says this deli makes its tuna salad with … Continue reading →

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Went To Gym. Did Not Die. Time For Cake!

Posted on May 24, 2012 by

So… I haven’t been to the gym in a while. How long’s a while? you silently ask your computer screen/smartphone lightsquare. Um… well, let’s see… *does mental math* *carries the four* *looks at ceiling for answer* *ding!* At least 3.5 years. … Continue reading →

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Target Conspires To Turn Me Into A Drooling Moron

Posted on May 18, 2012 by

Target is a place that sucks money out of my bank account and concentration right out of my lil ol’ head. I go there to get hair mousse and toilet paper and cat food and I come out having spent … Continue reading →

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A Random Assemblage of Thoughts That Form No Real, Cohesive Post

Posted on May 7, 2012 by

So, I’ve been absent for like a week and a half. I sort of didn’t realize it. That’s the longest I’ve ever gone without posting, and I’m sure you were all desperately worried about my well-being. You might understand when … Continue reading →

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How To Kill Yourself While, Ironically, Trying To Improve Your Health

Posted on April 12, 2012 by

There are so many super-cool, trendy ways to get a workout these days. Newest one to enter my awareness spectrum: TRX group suspension training. What. The hell. Y’all. One of my (very brave) friends at work took a class the … Continue reading →

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Live In Concert: Me. In My Car.

Posted on March 14, 2012 by

One of the best things about my schlep to work is that, when the weather is nice, I get to rock out for a whole hour. I don’t really do that when the weather is crappy or when it’s cold. … Continue reading →

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The Time Change Did It. Probably.

Posted on March 12, 2012 by

I’m not one of those people who gets all mad when we have to change clocks twice a year. I mean, I kind of get a little put out by losing an hour of daylight when we Fall Back. But … Continue reading →

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On the Fifth Day of Christmas

Posted on December 30, 2011 by

On the fifth day of Christmas, I thought I might die. I had just gotten home from the grocery store when I was struck by an incredible pain in my abdomen. It felt like the worst heartburn I’d ever had… … Continue reading →

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Three Strapping Men at 3am. And Not For a Good Reason.

Posted on December 13, 2011 by

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!   BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! I’d gone to bed at 1:30am and was roused from my sleep at 2:58 to the sound of the modern death knoll. Throwing off my covers, I shuffled blindly into the … Continue reading →

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