Category Archives: Judgment of Others

At the Risk of Offending the Mafia…

Posted on June 2, 2012 by

My scintillating Friday night is none of your business, except that I watched two hours worth of shows about mobsters on whatever cable channel it was on. Damn, I love a good mobster story. What sucked me in was that … Continue reading →

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Oh, Brother

Posted on March 11, 2012 by

This post comes with both a stern warning and a heartfelt request. STERN WARNING: If you are a current or expectant parent, read this at your own risk. HEARTFELT REQUEST: If you are a current or expectant parent, can you … Continue reading →

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Irony and Guns. Turns Out, They DO Mix.

Posted on February 29, 2012 by

You know when irony just presents itself to you all shiny and dripping with yumminess and you just can’t help but snatch it from its dangly perch? A coworker had been standing behind me, talking about the guns he owns, … Continue reading →

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On the Third Day of Christmas

Posted on December 28, 2011 by

On the third day of Christmas, I was decidedly uncharitable. Like, hellbound kind of uncharitable. The kind that makes you feel like a monster, but full of your own virtue at the same time. A smug b!&*h. I have a dear … Continue reading →

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It’s My Friday. I Can B*^%h If I Want To.

Posted on October 27, 2011 by

I’ve noticed a pattern over the last few weeks wherein I turn out to be really pissy on Wednesdays. Wednesdays are my Fridays, and apparently, after five days of my noisy, insular, deadline-oriented workplace, I have reached my limit. My limit … Continue reading →

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Funeral, and A Good Time Was Had By All

Posted on September 1, 2011 by

Have you ever wished you had a camera at a funeral? My father’s uncle, Larry, died last week, peacefully in his sleep at the age of 87. I’m glad somebody in my family got to go like that; it’s not … Continue reading →

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Whoa Nelly!

Posted on July 10, 2011 by

What is it about sports that turns some people into irrational, angry freaks? And I’m not talking about violence at ball games. I’m not touching that. It’s stupid. It’s wrong. The end. I’m talking about people who get all fired … Continue reading →

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Can King George III Please Bring Me Some BBQ?

Posted on July 4, 2011 by

It’s another national holiday I’m missing due to work obligations! So everyone – hop aboard the Bitter Bus to thesinglecell’s 4th of July! There won’t be fireworks, but I still might blow some stuff up! I can’t call it Independence … Continue reading →

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Plastic Surgery. Who Thought This Was A Good Idea?

Posted on June 24, 2011 by

I caught Barry Manilow on Piers Morgan last night. At least, I think it was Barry Manilow. Either him, or Howdy Doody has learned to play piano.     Barry Manilow may write the songs that make the whole world sing, … Continue reading →

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I Believe the Children Are Our Future

Posted on June 16, 2011 by

We have lots of interns where I work. And, um… I kind of hate them. When did it become acceptable to come to your not-yet-job inappropriately clothed? Can someone tell me this? I’m no prude, and I’m not yet of … Continue reading →

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